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best story ever
By Mr. Wickedredhead
One day, as ms Kit was wondering through the dazzling gumdrop forest, she realized "Oh dear, I have completely forgotten to study for my exams! whatever shall I do??"
A magical grade Fairy named Cara, with her mystical pixie Tootie descended from the cotton candy clouds, declaring " Do not worry little one! For I am the grade fairy, and you shall not fail this day!"
“Oh wonderful!" exlaimed Ms Kit with joy, "Whatever shall we learn first?"
"We are off to the tower of algorithm, where the math wizard Gemmell keeps all secrets of logic", stated Cara, and off they flew on a magical Fairy rainbow. Although you see, Time and immense logic had made the math wizard Gemmell quite grumpy and non-gregarious. As we saw the rainbow descend he began shouting" What???Inconceivable! Leave me now for I will teach no such logic to you" Quite torn by this, Ms Kit begged and pleaded with all her might, "Oh mr. Gemmell wont you please teach me! I have travelled so very far to learn your ways of logic". Looking down at Ms. Kit's pure heart, Gemmells features softened saying" Well it would seem quite unlogical for you to have come so far, and not receive my knowledge. Very well, I shall teach you the ways of logic" Now armed with both logic and her Spritely disposition, Kit was ready for new adventures. Asking Cara whatever she was to do now, she simply replied, "We are off to find Ms. Ivy, she will teach you the ways of Anatomy and the physical realm" Off they zoomed in a flash so brilliant, the stars themselves twinkled in envy. Finally arriving at the mystical garden of Ms. Ivy, The trio found themselves starring up at a vast tree, with branches so thick, even they could have supported several other large trees. Ms. Kit stepped forth shouting" Ms. Ivy are you there? I have come to learn the ways of Anatomy and the physical realm." All of a sudden, the numerous vines around the tree began to twist and contract at an alarming rate, a shout erupted from Ms. Kit until the vines had settled into a single distinguishable face which spoke in an almost ghastly voice, " I am Ms. Ivy, tell me what you seek"
Having regained her composure while receiving reassuring glances from Cara, Kit stepped forth stating her purpose, after thinking it over for what seems quite some time, Ms. Ivy replied "Yes, I can see you are worthy, I willt each you all there is to know of the physical form"
Now armed with logic, and knowledge of the physical composition, Ms. Kit was ready to face her exams. But little did she know....... The path to her exams was being guarded by Ninjas!
She turned to Cara in dismay, but Cara simply gave her a smile and replied, do not worry, this is your destiny, now take my gifts and achieve your goal. At that point, Cara transformed into a mighty unicorn stead, with red glowing eyes and a tail made of lightning. While at the same time, Tootie was transformed into a might blue fire-sword of power!
(Intense hardcore background music)
Now armed with the power she needed, Kit charged headfirst into battle, fending off the ninjas every blow. Taking on several at once she was able to take advantage of their weak spots using her newly gained knowledge of the human body. Until finally it was just her and the Ninja leader left
(intense staredown) Both warriors equally matched, stood poised, ready. Waiting for the other to make their move. "You are quite strong Kit-san, but you are no match for my me, the Ninja-King", said the stealthy lord as he drew back his blades.
Ms. Kit knew that they were equally matched, and Victory might not be apparent. Thinking quickly, she remembered back to her training with Math wizard Gemmell. "Thats it!" she cried, " If I cant defeat you with my body, then I shall defeat you with my mind"
Suddenly Kit begins glowing with power as the knowledge of a thousand eons flows through her. Her power-level was in fact over 9000. "No! How can this be! You cannot defeat me!" Screamed the Ninja-King as he begins to run, however it was too late. The Mass power of kits mental prowess was so strong, nothing could escape.
Utterly defeated, the Ninja-King lay defeated. As Kit approached him, she drops her sword, all she really wanted was to take her exams. The Ninja-King, begins to laugh, Kit becomes aggitated screaming,"What could possibly be so funny??". The Lord simply smiles at her and says....you've passed Ms. Kit, you've passed.
Thus, Kit passed her exams, Cara and Tootie got to transform all cool like, and everyone lived happily ever after. Fin

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Except Gemmell who is stuck with math and greek algorithms for the rest of his days, death by Pythagoras!