Playing his guitar with Mad drawing skills.
Don't get it twisted his insults will kill
He may be the nicest guy you ever will meet.
But piss him off? His secret weapon--Name? Kittyfeat!

His name is Ginger Route and he Smokes hella weed
He's the only best friend that you ever will need.
Chills with lesbians, but he's my best girlfrann.
Sportin' aviator glasses, he's the great Holy Man.

He doesn't eat meat, can I get an A-MEN!
Every morn at 4 he's the fuckin MUFFIN MAN.
Supplies the world with baked goods just to show he cares.
Everything from donuts, cakes, muffins and eclairs.

He lives in Canada with elk and caribou.
Says "ABOOT" and "Fuck you buddeh" More than me and you.
All these badass qualities did create perfection.
You'd be one crazy bitch not to give this dude affection!

Black, white, Asian, Red, Blonde, or Blue.
It sure as hell don't matter, A high-five will do!