So. I am now 21. And I went to the bar tonight. .25cent beers all night WHAT WHAT! My roommate got me all fucked up off 25 cent beers all night. A porn star. A redheaded slut. A gigantic roofie. 3 wise men, a jager bomb, and a few other shots I forgot. After a while, I stopped asking what they were. SO ANYWAY.

 

There was this awesome band. They were playing hit songs from the 90s, pop and R&B, so I was super stoked. There was this black guy that came up to our table as soon as the band started and he was like DUDE LET'S GO DANCE IN FRONT OF THE STAGE! And he was like "Dude, I swear I'm not a creep, I'm just trying to get people dance" THEN. The band started playing TLC's Creep. I almost died laughing, I swear to God.

 

So we were dancing all night. And I drank all the shots listed above. And whoa, buddy. Let's all I'm going to say. I had a great time, dude. An awesome great time. SO glad for my roommate. I did not pay for one thing, that bitch loves me. Good thing, too because my arm is completely purple with bruises from her giving me my 21 birthday hits. --What a bitch! Marked me up real good. Anyhooters, it's all good now. Her birthday is November 23rd. :) She's gonna get hers then.

 

Then Harry Potter asked me to dance.
I said No. GOD, I felt bad. Then he started to do the worm, so lmfao. Idk.

 

As we were leaving, we were surrounded by people. It was like 3 other people's birthdays too, and they all told me really personal stuff about themselves. Weird, but hey. Whatever. I had a great time. GOOD SHIT, DUDE. The band was soooo good! I hope to see them again, and I hope to just have those drinks again.

 

Going home tomorrow! Going to try to bring my computer home, but we'll see.

 

 

LOVE YOU'S!

 

--AND I SAW A GUY WITH A POLAR BEAR SUIT DUDE! I WOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE WITH THE POLAR BEAR, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A CAMERA!!

These violent delights have violent ends,
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which as they kiss consume. The sweetest honey
Is loathsome in its own deliciousness
And in the taste confounds the appetite:
Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

Playing his guitar with Mad drawing skills.
Don't get it twisted his insults will kill
He may be the nicest guy you ever will meet.
But piss him off? His secret weapon--Name? Kittyfeat!

His name is Ginger Route and he Smokes hella weed
He's the only best friend that you ever will need.
Chills with lesbians, but he's my best girlfrann.
Sportin' aviator glasses, he's the great Holy Man.

He doesn't eat meat, can I get an A-MEN!
Every morn at 4 he's the fuckin MUFFIN MAN.
Supplies the world with baked goods just to show he cares.
Everything from donuts, cakes, muffins and eclairs.

He lives in Canada with elk and caribou.
Says "ABOOT" and "Fuck you buddeh" More than me and you.
All these badass qualities did create perfection.
You'd be one crazy bitch not to give this dude affection!

Black, white, Asian, Red, Blonde, or Blue.
It sure as hell don't matter, A high-five will do!