I am a writer.

 

That's right, I had the cahones (spelling?) to say it proudly.  It's just one of three facts I am open in sharing with the John Q public.  On top of being an HSP, and a red head.  I...am...WRITER....hear me scribble.

 

 

So I'm planning on writing an essay for a book, not exactly a memoir, of stories and anecdotes on life.  I've been compliling this thing for about a year now, and it's nowhere near complete, so I figured I'd write an essay on the life of an American red. 

 

Typically before I begin writing I often find myself searching for a title.  I'm sort of stuck between two at the moment.

 

 

Attack of the 50ft Red Head

or

 

 

Ginger Please!

 

 

The last one might seem a bit...similar to another phrase often used by the hip-hop inclined.  But the way I see it, if those cats can find weirdness artistic (?), then why not I?

 

So now it's up to y'all.  Which title is more literary, yet funny enough to grab someone's attention?

 

If no one speaks up by the 1st of August, I'll just randomly select one and go from there.  Either way it'll be fun. 

 

 

So, you hear it hear, sports fans.  Stay tuned for further updates.  And now a look at the weather...